Cracker Enthusiast Gifts

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

'When Polly wants a cracker, she means NOW!'

Boy whistling at crackers.

Polly want a cracker?

Mouse Cracker

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Ernie, the term is "polyamorous," not "Polly-Amorous," and it doesn't describe a parrot who loves you because you give her crackers.

A parrot business meeting

Man pulling a cracker by himself with a palm tree.

Giant parrot demands crackers.

'Polly had a cracker.'

"Could you bring me some caviar with those crackers?"

"No matter what deal they offer, make sure it includes the crackers!"

"You're crackers!"

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'You reek of crackers.'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

"If, in the future, you're unclear about what I need you to gather when I say nuts ..."

Cracker nice, but Polly want more.

C is for Cracker

Urology - Dr Nutcracker.

Nutcracker mice

Hungry labradors online.

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'