Cracker Enthusiast Gifts

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

'When Polly wants a cracker, she means NOW!'

Polly want a cracker?

Mouse Cracker

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

A parrot business meeting

Man pulling a cracker by himself with a palm tree.

Giant parrot demands crackers.

"Could you bring me some caviar with those crackers?"

"No matter what deal they offer, make sure it includes the crackers!"

"You're crackers!"

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

'You reek of crackers.'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

C is for Cracker

Nutcracker mice

Hungry labradors online.

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

"I'm leaving you, Polly! You don't want me. . . You just want crackers."

'He's a lousy CEO, but you should see him open a walnut.'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

Nutcracker Island

"Polly doesn't want THAT cracker."

Drosselmeyer