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How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

C is for Cracker

A parrot business meeting

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

Polly want a cracker?

Looking for the vaccine

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

'The attorney will see you just as soon as you put this neck-brace on.'

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

'I don't care what everyone else is doing, Mr. Wilson, in my courtroom we don't use pepper spray.'

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

"Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law."

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

Mouse Cracker

A third of the buck stops here.

"Polly doesn't want THAT cracker."

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity