Culinary Caper Enthusiasts Gifts

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"Room for dessert, folks?"

Feast

"What's happened to Quiche?"

The Perfect Foil

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Cookery Lesson.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

The perfect man

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."