Culinary Caper Enthusiasts Prints

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Baker Romance

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Room for dessert, folks?"

Feast

The Perfect Foil

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Cookery Lesson.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

The perfect man

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven