Kitchen Caper Enthusiast Prints

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

Thank you for the wedding present.

'You made me jump,'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Whistling Kettle

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

"So much to do... so little time."

'I need a house with more counter space!'

'One piece of toast or two?'