Culinary Capers Mugs

Man at the deli counter (reflected backwards in window) asks 'Got any Salami?' written backwards.

"My dog didn't eat my homework. My husband did."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

The ambush.

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Tasty.'

'You made me jump,'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Cookie Thief

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

Ice Cream Lover

Bad Dog!

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'Table 17 wants his salmon seasoned only with sea salt - from the Pacific; between 25 and 30 degrees south latitude.'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

'You know I must have been mistaken, it tastes fine after all.'

'I stole a guy's identity, but the dude had a longer rap sheet than mine!'

"I've found my soul mate!"

NutcrackersSafecrackers.

Another Bloody Cookery Show

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

Servant boy caught with his mouth full of food

"Sure I did it out of spite, but I want to make it look like an accident."