Culinary Caper Lover Mugs

"Ah, Indian pudding-- the coup de grâce"

NutcrackersSafecrackers.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'You made me jump,'

"I'm sorry about the delay, sir, but Chef's anger management class ran over."

Houdini's Dog.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

'My compliments to mummy.'

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'It's blueberry... Blackbirds are out of season.'

"It's a deconstructed steak pie and 12 lagers."

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

GM food

Bees arresting a honey bear.

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

Cat looking up fish recipes.

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

"One order loaves and fishes. Would you like fries with that?"