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"Ah, Indian pudding-- the coup de grâce"

NutcrackersSafecrackers.

'I sent out for everything.'

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'You made me jump,'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

"I'm sorry about the delay, sir, but Chef's anger management class ran over."

Houdini's Dog.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'My compliments to mummy.'

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'It's blueberry... Blackbirds are out of season.'

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

"It's a deconstructed steak pie and 12 lagers."

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

Bees arresting a honey bear.

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

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Cat looking up fish recipes.