Kitchen Caper Lover Mugs

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Egg beater.

Baker Romance

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'You made me jump,'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"Life is pointless."

Whipping Cream

Houdini's Dog.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

Bees arresting a honey bear.

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

Ants take cheese and grater

"Egg Beater"

Dish and spoons, "She always goes off with the dishy ones"

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

"According to its DNA, your meatloaf is from an unknown species."

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.