Cash Caper Gifts

He dropped twenty quid! You helping him look for it? Nah. I'm standing on it.

"Projectile hairballing."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Cookie Thief

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'I want you to hack into our competitor's computer systems and steal their recipe for apple crisp.'

Ice Cream Lover

Bad Dog!

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

Sacred Cow Meets Cash Cow.

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a very strange case of multiple personalities. He keeps trying to photobomb his own selfies.

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'There you are dear - I was just telling Mr. and Mrs. Mumby about our little game of trying to have a bath during the commercials.'

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

'I stole a guy's identity, but the dude had a longer rap sheet than mine!'

'I told you it was a risky tax cut!'

Money in mousetrap

"Sure I did it out of spite, but I want to make it look like an accident."

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

'We're getting rid of that welcome mat starting today!'

'Bertha loved the spa, except when she got soap in her eyes.'