Cartoon Caper Gifts

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'Bertha loved the spa, except when she got soap in her eyes.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Projectile hairballing."

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

How paper training can affect puppies...

Bees arresting a honey bear.

'It didn't start out this way.'

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

'I said cool it with the interpretive dance, Ben,'

'Mr Snail Darter! Any relation to the little fellow making the headlines a few years ago?'

'Let's go home, boy. Ain't no ducks today.'

Cat muggers wait for a fisherman.

'When you've got a minute, give this a bowl of milk.'

Criminal Santa Claus

"Crap! There's a really big piece of tape!"

"Hey, Conroy, your lawyer is here."

'Fooling-around-with-strange-chemicals-during-a-break rota.'

'We're getting rid of that welcome mat starting today!'

"Mary, this is what we use to fight 'U-TURN' cancer."

'I'm sorry, but you've outgrown this cartoon panel!'

He dropped twenty quid! You helping him look for it? Nah. I'm standing on it.

'I blew it when I sent in 15 percent of my loot as Social Security payments.'

"We nick handbags for the contents, not because they'll 'compliment' your new winter jumper!"

'Now that's what I call a feeding frenzy!'