Cartoon Caper Lover Gifts

"Crap! There's a really big piece of tape!"

Bees arresting a honey bear.

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I told you it would be useful.'

Torturing the English Language

Seagiraffes

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

Billy. The Kid.

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."