Canine Caper Lover Gifts

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"Bad dog!"

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

Most dog-like dog.

Cookie Thief

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Houdini's Dog.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Did I throw which spitball?'

"If our proposal is a success, control yourself and don't start running all around the room."

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

"They call this a coffee table, but it tastes nothing like coffee."

"Honey, for the last time, stop calling me at work."

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

Bees arresting a honey bear.