Canine Capers Gifts

Bad Dog!

Ice Cream Lover

'Bad dog!!'

Cookie Thief

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

"Sure I did it out of spite, but I want to make it look like an accident."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Projectile hairballing."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

'You know I must have been mistaken, it tastes fine after all.'