Canine Caper Lover Prints

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"Bad dog!"

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

A man shoots at a drone.

Most dog-like dog.

Cookie Thief

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Houdini's Dog.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

'Did I throw which spitball?'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"If our proposal is a success, control yourself and don't start running all around the room."

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

Bees arresting a honey bear.