Data Czar Pillows

'I seem to have reached the limit of my unlimited internet plan.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Bar chart

What they're thinking.

"Hey, Venn - back off! I'm a pie chart."

Pie company: 'Each slice of the pie represents slices of pie.'

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

Sadie, this counseling won't work if you don't say what's bothering you. You'll just get upset. I won't. You will too. Will not. Will too. Will too. Will not will not WILL NOT. It bothers me that you're childish.

"I started purging stuff in the junk drawer and got carried away."

'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'

The Canadian government trashes both the long-format census and long-format gun registry.

"You haven't seen my name on the CNN crawl line, have you?"

Bar chart of unprecedented events

Sacred Cow Meets Cash Cow.

Climate Change Umbrellas

'Seventy three percent of statistics are made up on the spot.'

You're not paranoid. You are being followed. That's how personal devices work these days.

"What are your policies regarding the collection and use of children's data?"

"It is against computer viruses!"

Our forecasts may have been a little wishful thinking †heavy on the wishful.

'My son is fit and healthy so make sure he does his PE lesson today. . . Always proof read a 3rd party supplier contract. Love Mum.'

'Gimme the remote. I think you got it on slo-mo.'

Financial Advisor. Well, well --- Your cash flow certainly is a little squirt.

'Who's been at my pie charts?'