Cat Czar Adversary Pillows

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Cat park"

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

What they're thinking.

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

'Tell me more about your deep-seated hatred of cats.'

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'

'I seem to have reached the limit of my unlimited internet plan.'

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

Sacred Cow Meets Cash Cow.

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"If pressured, I will run!"

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

"It is against computer viruses!"

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

No way am I sticking my paw in there!

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

"He likes you because you're not a cat."

"I lost all respect for firefighters when I saw them rescuing the neighbour's cat from up a tree..."

'Gimme the remote. I think you got it on slo-mo.'

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

Back To School: Turn of cell phones, tablets. . .

House cat scratching everything but scratching post.

'We have to move! -- the cat overturned his litter box!'

"What do you think about Brexit?"