Cat Adversary Pillows

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Slippery, huh?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"I love every single one of these."

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."

The Invention of Bagpipes

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"