Cat Adversary Pillows

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

What does aloof mean?

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Slippery, huh?"

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

The Invention of Bagpipes

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"I love every single one of these."

Canary Heaven...

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'