Cat Rival Pillows

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"I lost all respect for firefighters when I saw them rescuing the neighbour's cat from up a tree..."

"He likes you because you're not a cat."

Tension filled the tent.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Rocking Witches.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

"Cat park"

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Painter's Duel.

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

'My app just ate your widget.'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

Strikeout Dog

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Don't be silly, it's not an aquarium: It's my pantry..."

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

'Tell me more about your deep-seated hatred of cats.'