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"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"I lost all respect for firefighters when I saw them rescuing the neighbour's cat from up a tree..."

"He likes you because you're not a cat."

Tension filled the tent.

Rocking Witches.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

"Cat park"

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Mog The Week

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'My app just ate your widget.'

Painter's Duel.

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Cat asleep on stage with audience of cats.

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

Strikeout Dog