Cat Conqueror Pillows

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Crop duster wanted.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Art Theft

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Speleologist

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

No way am I sticking my paw in there!

"Did we remember to get that thing we came here for?"

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'

'Turbulence!'