Cleaning Czar Pillows

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Ironing day.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

The household cavalry

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Fumes from furniture

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Cleaning Lockers.

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'