Cleaning Czar Mugs

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

The household cavalry

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Fumes from furniture

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Cleaning Lockers.

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."