Cash Flow Czar Pillows

Financial Advisor. Well, well --- Your cash flow certainly is a little squirt.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"AI tsumoney"

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

'We'd like to take out $20 and we want it all in ones.'

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'

'I seem to have reached the limit of my unlimited internet plan.'

"I started purging stuff in the junk drawer and got carried away."

PANIC!

"Never mind our get-rich scheme. We need a keep-our-heads-above-the-water scheme."

Sacred Cow Meets Cash Cow.

"It is against computer viruses!"

How's business?

"I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out."

"Pension planning is really quite a simple affair..."

'My son is fit and healthy so make sure he does his PE lesson today. . . Always proof read a 3rd party supplier contract. Love Mum.'

'Gimme the remote. I think you got it on slo-mo.'

"I'm not sure we can get away with asking our suppliers to move from '60 days' until 'when hell freezes over' until we settle their invoices!"

"Of course you don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time - You can always CHARGE it!"

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."

Back To School: Turn of cell phones, tablets. . .

Bank Deposits

"If I pay my back taxes I won't have enough cash to buy lottery tickets."

'Hey! This is the nonsmoking cage.'