Timing Czar T-Shirts

'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'One day this will all be yours.'

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

'Safe!'

When pedants take a break.

Track runner running out of track

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

Valentine's Day

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!

'I seem to have reached the limit of my unlimited internet plan.'

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

Sacred Cow Meets Cash Cow.

Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'

"It is against computer viruses!"

Egg race.

"I'm confused. Is this a late lunch or is it early dinner?"

'I've been procrastinating on lots of projects all morning, which means I've been multitasking, which mean I've earned a nap.'

'Gimme the remote. I think you got it on slo-mo.'

'My son is fit and healthy so make sure he does his PE lesson today. . . Always proof read a 3rd party supplier contract. Love Mum.'

"Timing is important in investing."

Financial Advisor. Well, well --- Your cash flow certainly is a little squirt.

Wall St. Journal. I was at the right place, but I slept through the right time.

Back To School: Turn of cell phones, tablets. . .

'At the tone, the time will be 11:30.'

'There but for .007 of a second go I.'

"We asked you to arrive fifteen minutes early, not seventeen minutes early."

'I believe you bought in, just at the right time.'