Tech-savvy Monarch Prints

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'I'm on the throne!'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

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God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

'Of course you did better when you went to school. That was before the information age.'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

Rationalization

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"So - we meet at last."

The Blogger.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again?"

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

'Nope...1443 bloggers have already panned it.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."