Tech-savvy Royal Gifts

What am I, chopped liver?

"Decrees are old fashioned. I now rule by tweets."

'Robespierre hacked my website again!'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Cord cutter

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'Young Love'

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Spell Check

The Hybrid

Childhood Screen Addict

Grandad Prodigy

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"When shall we three meet again...?"

'Did you try 'Google'?'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.