Tech-savvy Grands Pillows

"This is boring. Let's invite the grandkids over and watch them look at their phones."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Today's love

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

Zoom Wedding

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Bubbies and technology

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

Social Media Romance

Requiem

"Can you hurry up? My Uber will be here in 3 minutes."

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"