Digital Age Monarchs Pillows

'There's more to a nation's greatness than good cell phone receptions!'

Cord cutter

"Surprise!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

The Royal Wii

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"All the better to ignore you with."

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

Blogging Shoes

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

Coronation Civil Rights

"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."

King with crown has coffee with crown.

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

Monk on PC.

"Put that complaint to the top of the queue, have you seen how many Twitter followers he has?"

Children's games and technology

"When they said we were heading for a 'cashless' economy I didn't think they just meant us having no money!"

What am I, chopped liver?

'I need a new motto, with 140 characters.'

Once upon a time, there was a store that sold books.