Social Media Monarch Pillows

Queen at computer screen searching friends re: you knighted site.'

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Surprise!"

The Royal Wii

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Mark Zuckerberg

Knights of the iPhone

Queen Anne

Free Internet Access

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"

"The queen was right. I shouldn't tweet when I'm angry."

Queen Elizabeth I

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

Monarch trapped within his sovreignty

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'I need a new motto, with 140 characters.'

"I wonder how long before her innocent little mind is polluted by the internet?"

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

'I guess business experience counts for more than we thought'

'Robespierre hacked my website again!'

'The government wants to know why you have stopped paying taxes, Mr. Wilson.'

A king in a reclinable throne

"I'm roundin' up a posse."

King vs King- who's the clown?

'Let's just say you've unfriended the wrong person!'