Social Media Monarch Pillows

Queen at computer screen searching friends re: you knighted site.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Surprise!"

The Royal Wii

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Queen Anne

Knights of the iPhone

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

Free Internet Access

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"

Queen Elizabeth I

"I wonder how long before her innocent little mind is polluted by the internet?"

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Monarch trapped within his sovreignty

'I need a new motto, with 140 characters.'

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'The government wants to know why you have stopped paying taxes, Mr. Wilson.'

'Robespierre hacked my website again!'

'Go invade Japan and bring me back a Suzuki violin instructor.'

A king in a reclinable throne

"Say what you will about Lady Godiva, she certainly energizes the base."

'Let's just say you've unfriended the wrong person!'

"I'm roundin' up a posse."