Media Monarch Pillows

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Surprise!"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Newspaper suicide.

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'You've been killing files again.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

The Royal Wii

'Get me public relations!'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

A Journalist's Weapons

'Interactive TV news.'

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

The Queen

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Jesus - Trial by media.