'There's more to a nation's greatness than good cell phone receptions!'
Digital Age Monarchs Gifts
Looking for a gift that merges royalty with the digital realm? Our collection for digital age monarchs features witty, creative products perfect for tech lovers and rulers of the online world. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these items add a humorous royal touch to any digital enthusiast's collection.
Cord cutter
"Surprise!"
"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"
"Where the hell's my Slinky?"
"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."
Press Any Key. No, Not That One.
The Royal Wii
'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'
The Royal Wii.
"All the better to ignore you with."
"King and clown—why can't I be both?"
No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.
"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."
"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"
Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.
"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"
Blogging Shoes
"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."
Coronation Civil Rights
'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'
"The queen was right. I shouldn't tweet when I'm angry."
"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."
King with crown has coffee with crown.
I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.
'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'
Monk on PC.
"Put that complaint to the top of the queue, have you seen how many Twitter followers he has?"
How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!
Children's games and technology
"When they said we were heading for a 'cashless' economy I didn't think they just meant us having no money!"
"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's . . . ugh. Forget it."
What am I, chopped liver?
'I need a new motto, with 140 characters.'
"Why can't you just post a rant on social media like everyone else?"
Digital Age Monarchs Gifts Collection
Digital Age Monarchs Mugs
Explore our diverse range of mugs featuring digital age monarchs—ideal for adding a royal touch to your coffee break.
Digital Age Monarchs Pillows
Brighten up their space with playful pillows celebrating digital monarchs—comfortable, fun, and regal-inspired.
Digital Age Monarchs Prints
Find striking prints of digital age monarchs—perfect for decorating your digital kingdom with humor and flair.
Digital Age Monarchs T-Shirts
Discover our digital age monarchs t-shirts—fun, witty designs that let you wear your digital royalty pride with style.