Royal Family Observer Pillows

'Because the seniority system is traditional, that's why!'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"It's his emotional support animal."

British Prime Minister

A king and his paperwork.

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

'A candle for it? Not blummin' likely - I'm a republican!'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

Medieval King

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

My horse for a kingdom.

Duchess of Cambridge

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

"What do you mean, Grandma granted you asylum?"

Royal wedding cake, complete with paparazzi figures

Junior's Towel

"Think you could teach your kid to throw straight?"

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'