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Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Cariactures

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Fishing with God

Tiny Visions

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Glance Exchange

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Coffee shop

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Moses as a child.

Miracle Mom #5,293

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Startling!

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."