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The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

'Jesus shows of just a little bit'

The DaVinci Code

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

The tooth fairy.

Bad hair day!

'You know too much,'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Here be dragons.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Tiny Visions

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Birds Following Witch.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Moses as a child.

Magic Tricks

"Devi's brew?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Curling your hair for no reason

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

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