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The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Jesus shows of just a little bit'

The DaVinci Code

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

The tooth fairy.

Bad hair day!

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'You know too much,'

Here be dragons.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Tiny Visions

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Birds Following Witch.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Moses as a child.

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Magic Tricks

"Devi's brew?"

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Curling your hair for no reason

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Define fair."

Ta Da!...