Miracle Enthusiasts Pillows

Pool Rules: No Diving, No Splashing, No Walking on Water.

"Nice one Solly, but it's a word of mouth campaign"

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

Hang on

'A true televangelistic miracle'

Jerusalem's Got Talent

'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'

'Hey Moses - that's cheating!'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Jesus was banned from all future fishing tournaments

"As you won't be needing it any more, can I have your disability parking permit?"

Toadstools

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Late BroomStick

Rocking Witches.

Tiny Visions

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

"That's my boy!"