Modern Miracle Enthusiast Pillows

"One order loaves and fishes. Would you like fries with that?"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Tiny Visions

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"That's my boy!"

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

Emma is very happy that the doctor will finally remove the growth on Daddy's nose but she's also a little sad to see it go...

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'And now the anti-aging pill is in the market - tough luck, my dear!'

Moses Parting the Red Tea

Garden of Earthly Delights

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

Jesus falling over a wave.

The News in Capsule Form.

"Which button on the phone did you press?"