Oceanic Miracle Enthusiasts Pillows

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Tiny Visions

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Turtle Hat

"Privates Beach"

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Segregated Beach

How Swordfish Are Born

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'