Oceanic Miracle Enthusiasts Gifts

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Privates Beach"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Tiny Visions

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Segregated Beach

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'