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Sunrise.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Magic Act

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

Minimalism exhibition...

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'