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Tiny Visions

Sunrise.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Magic Act

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

Minimalism exhibition...

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'

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"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"Okay, your story checks out. You're not a Peeping Tom, you're just a creepy real estate appraiser."

"Look. Jesus healed my severed leg."