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'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Bird Torture.

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

I love my family!

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Lemming mothers

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

The relay race

"Have you ever heard about deferred prosecution agreements, Mommie?"

"More aphorisms, please!"

Oops.

The Motherhood

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

'That's enough Rusty.'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"I couldn't find a sitter."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."

Meals on Heels.