Miracle Watcher Mugs

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Cariactures

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Fishing with God

Glance Exchange

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Bird Torture.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Tiny Visions

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Coffee shop

Moses as a child.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Miracle Mom #5,293

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Startling!

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Moses Separates the Cream. . .