Miracle Worker Mugs

Motorcycle Faith Healer

'The Vicar's kindly offered to clean the pool.'

"Jesus could probably work this problem. He was good at working miracles!"

"Yes. That was great. . . but the real miracle is how my mom can feed us for over a week on Thanksgiving leftovers!"

"You'll never guess who's my new business partner?"

With his wife ready to give birth, and the Egyptians on his heels, Moses performs the first "Sea"-section.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Fishing with God

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Managing a complex project in these fractious times requires imagination, the first thing I’d like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Moses as a child.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'