Miracle Worker Gifts

Motorcycle Faith Healer

'The Vicar's kindly offered to clean the pool.'

"Jesus could probably work this problem. He was good at working miracles!"

"Yes. That was great. . . but the real miracle is how my mom can feed us for over a week on Thanksgiving leftovers!"

"You'll never guess who's my new business partner?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Fishing with God

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Moses as a child.

"Managing a complex project in these fractious times requires imagination, the first thing I’d like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Walking on Water

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

'What do I do now? -- the company I buy my malpractice insurance from is being sued for malpractice!'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

"Look, I took my own kidney out."

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'