Christmas Miracle Worker Gifts

Will Work If Plugged In

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Fishing with God

"Managing a complex project in these fractious times requires imagination, the first thing I’d like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Snowman Football Fan.

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

'What do I do now? -- the company I buy my malpractice insurance from is being sued for malpractice!'

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

"Look, I took my own kidney out."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

With his wife ready to give birth, and the Egyptians on his heels, Moses performs the first "Sea"-section.

Superman charades

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"Parting the clutter in your room isn't the same as cleaning it, Moses."

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.