Christmas Miracle Worker Gifts

Will Work If Plugged In

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Fishing with God

"Managing a complex project in these fractious times requires imagination, the first thing I’d like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Snowman Football Fan.

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

'What do I do now? -- the company I buy my malpractice insurance from is being sued for malpractice!'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

"Look, I took my own kidney out."

Superman charades

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Child's Letter to Santa Claus

Driving home for Christmas.