Xmas Miracle Enthusiast Gifts

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Tiny Visions

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I don't believe in you!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Panettone

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'He's got your nose.'

"Elfis"

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Zoom Christmas

Filming Christmas

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"I noticed a few browns."

Meet Santa's entourage

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."