Christmas Magic Believers Gifts

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'Are you nuts? -- Santa's secret identity is MY dad!'

"They're easier to train than reindeer. On the other hand, they can't fly."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Origami Society...

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Fairy Vet

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

The Fountain of Youth.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"