Christmas Magic Believers Mugs

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'Are you nuts? -- Santa's secret identity is MY dad!'

"They're easier to train than reindeer. On the other hand, they can't fly."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Origami Society...

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Fairy Vet

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

The Fountain of Youth.

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'